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keyboardpubes: BIRTHDAY SUMMARY →
keyboardpubes: I rarely speak of my own birthday because I loathe other people’s birthdays, so I assume everybody in my life hates my birthday too. This is how I spent the 24 hour period marking my 25th birthday: 1. Woke up. 2. Used chopsticks to fish out the roll of toilet paper I accidentally knocked into the bowl last night. 3. Showered. 4. Watched the ending of Caprica twice. 5. Went...